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Can someone make me a Leathernecks national championship banner? TY TY TY

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WIU motivated me to fire up the PS3 and seek out Ricky Charisma’s fourth cousin twice removed, Johnny Charisma. Johnny is a football coach. I wanted to see if he was up to the task of matching Ricky by leading the lowest rated team in EA Sports NCAA football 2013 to a Natty.

Turns out that the lowest rated teams came down to a choice between Florida Atlantic and UMass. Johnny chose FAU because, well, who WOULDN’T choose Boca Raton over Amherst?

Apparently Howard Schnellenberger left the cupboard pretty bare for the 2012 season, because Johnny inherited a mess of a team, ranked 60 overall and last in the Sun Belt (yes, last in the freaking Sun Belt).

The season went about as expected, with the Owls finishing 2-10, with their only wins coming against Middle Tennessee and “FCS-West” (EA’s NCAA franchise always treated the FCS teams as generic “FCS-[direction].” It included blowout losses in two “money games” against Georgia and Alabama, and also an embarrassing FG loss to “FCS-East.” It definitely hurt the Owls to lose their starting QB to injury for three winnable games against North Texas, Western Kentucky, and Louisiana-Monroe in the middle of the season.

The bad news is that this clunker of a season dropped Johnny Charisma’s coach confidence rating to fall from 56% to 36% and placed him squarely on the hot seat in year 2 of a 3-year contract.

The good news is that he landed the 70th best recruiting class in America, and tops in the Sun Belt. The class includes two 4-star recruits. Terence Concepcion a 6’3” 260lb TE from Hialeah, FL chose to stay close to home and attend FAU over UConn. WR Chauncey Covington is a 6’0” 190lb possession receiver from Redford, Michigan who chose the Owls over North Carolina and hometown Michigan State.

Concepcion at 77 and 3-star athlete-turned-strong safety Brendan Hamilton at 75 are already the highest overall rated players on the Owls roster. Add in a large crop of OL and DL and the talent on the roster was upgraded tremendously, and hopefully the Owls will be more competitive in year 2.

Let’s see if Johnny can match Ricky!

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